– Tribal arm band tattoos

– window stickers memorializing deceased family members

– More than one ‘Ribbon/Support Our Troops’ car magnet on said vehicle

- Owning any ‘Pace Car’ special edition vehicle (Runner up – Chevy Monte Carlo)

– Calvin Pissing car sticker

– Rebel flag/”South Will Rise Again” emblazoned ANYTHING

– Offspring are named anything western or geographically oriented: Sierra, Austin, Dallas, Dakotah, etc. (Runner up: Male name: Cody, Female name: Debbie)

Here’s a few more:

– Abosolute LOVE for Manheim Steamroller Christmas music.

– Precious Moments figurines

– Still collecting Beanie Babies

– Wallet chains

– 20 year old Home Interiors decor still on the walls

– Adopting GIT-R-DONE into their regular vocabulary

– Their best coat is a Carhart brand camoflage zip up, hooded jacket. (Runner-up – hunter orange Carhart.)

– Fanny packs

– Any ‘remembrance’ motif incorporating eagles (especially a CRYING eagle) the American flag, Jesus, the cross, WTC towers and ‘WE WILL NEVER FORGET’ printed on t-shirts, wall plaques, ball caps, satin jackets, neckties, commemorative coins, etc.

– giant 80’s satellite dish in front yard, yet Dish TV/DirectTV small dish attached to house/trailer.

– Dish TV/Direct TV dish attached to or set up by means of 2×4’s and or concrete blocks.

– Favorite mixed alcoholic drink contains RedBull

– Favorite beer is one of the following: Stag, Natural Light (AKA ‘Nattie’) Old Milwaukee, Milwaukee Light, Pabst

– Loves reality TV shows

– Deer heads or other deer appendages mounted and hung in the living room (Best of Show: Deer hooves turned into wall mounted gun rack)

…I got a million of ‘em — the list is virtually endless.

That lovely “30 years of smoking and sunbathing” glow.

Teenage girls with racist peckerwood fathers and 3 illegitimate mixed-race babies….in the same trailer.

Water-beds.

Big-ass sectional sofas with built-in recliners (cup holders are a plus).

Hand-tooled, personalized leather ciggarette holders…with an indian theme…purchased in Gatlinburg.

“Glamour Shots”.